whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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