he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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