I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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