you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
