It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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