your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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