If i could tip my vagina, i would.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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