...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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