I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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