This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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