I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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