I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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