New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What drink are we having for lunch?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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