I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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