just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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