ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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