I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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