If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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