sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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