I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize