Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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