Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
