Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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