I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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