I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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