with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She even gives head with a lisp.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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