I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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