when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im six kinds of drunk right now
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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