I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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