Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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