3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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