Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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