member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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