I must be too annoying 4 u.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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