Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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