the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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