well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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