I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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