I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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