weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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