is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I party with great urgency now.
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