you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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