I looked at my own cervix.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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