somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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