help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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