literally had 100 drinks last night.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he was CRYING into my vagina
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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