i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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