I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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