I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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