i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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