Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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