the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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