yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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