doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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