if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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