I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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