I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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