i think my tv is drunk
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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