Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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